& Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tales of Old
Once upon a time,
On 9th June, 1992,
A little 9 year-0ld girl went with her daddy to the hospital to visit her very pregnant mummy, armed with a bag full of grapes and KFC to cheer mummy up. Her mummy had been in and out of the hospital for the past 7 months, thanks to the naughty kicking brat of a baby in her womb.
As they got there, all this little girl remembers was her mummy being wheeled into the operating theatre, and daddy rushing her home to stay with the babysitter so he could rush back to her side. And so little Lee Wen Shi (small and premature and pink and rather blotchy) entered the earth and the little girl's life was no longer the same.
She had a brother!
To bully!
MOOHAHAHAHA...
Or so she thought.
When this little Lee Wen Shi was growing up, he inflicted all sorts of chaos in her life:
1. He bit her
2. He dropped her favourite toys and broke them
3. He drooled everywhere
4. He pooped everywhere
5. He peed everywhere
6. He cried everywhere
Haha.
And now that Wen Shi is all grown up (FUAH - 16!)... let me introduce you to him:
Hair-obsessed Cam-whore of a Vainpot
Happy Birthday Bro!
I want to take this opportunity to thank you for:
1. being a really sweet brother (most of the time haha)
2. always sharing stuff with me (food, stories, frustration with the parents ;))
3. being a good companion
4. being a willing listening ear (as I rant on about one thing or the other)
5. all the little little things, and everything else in between. Haha.
I think I should also take this opportunity to take some credit for your wonderful upbringing, because, without me you would:
1. have significantly less nice clothes to wear
2. have significantly less movies/series to watch
3. have significantly less computer games to play
4. have significantly less joy and laughter in your life (MOOHAHA)
5. have significantly more scoldings from papa (coz I share the load, yo!)
6. have significantly more nagging from mama (coz I do the nagging, yo!)
7. have significantly more angst in your life (coz of my wise, sage advice. MOOHAHA)
See how significant I am in your life?!
Moohaha.
I love you!
:D Moohaha
( 4:31 PM )
